shar-fireshar:

Goals

If you really do want something like that you should let me know…. as long as I don’t have to accept the marriage as payment… I can hardly handle the one woman I have now. Another one would probably kill me. :)

shar-fireshar:

Goals

If you really do want something like that you should let me know…. as long as I don’t have to accept the marriage as payment… I can hardly handle the one woman I have now. Another one would probably kill me. :)

Feminist Logic

  • Feminist: Women in America are so oppressed, we need feminism.
  • Me: Oh? You mean you are forced to cover your whole body and face in public?
  • Feminist: No, we can wear whatever we want.
  • Me: Oh.. So you mean you are not allowed to drive or own a car?
  • Feminist: No, I can own one if I want.
  • Me: You mean you're not allowed to get a job?
  • Feminist: No, I have a job.
  • Me: You mean it's legal for a man to beat his wife?
  • Feminist: No, he would go to jail.
  • Me: You mean you're not allowed to go to school and get an education?
  • Feminist: No, I graduated college.
  • Me: You mean you're not allowed to vote?
  • Feminist: No, I voted for Obama.
  • Me: You mean that if you show too much skin, people will throw acid on you?
  • Feminist: No, I always wear skirts and shorts and t-shirts.
  • Me: You mean that women get stoned to death for being raped?
  • Feminist: No, women get help centers and rape hotlines and all kinds of support.
  • Me: You mean women are not allowed to run for or hold office?
  • Feminist: No, there are women in office now.
  • Me: Then HOW are you oppressed?
  • Feminist: There is a song about sex that has women dancing in slutty cloths.
  • Me: Are you fucking serious? *facepalm*