If you really do want something like that you should let me know…. as long as I don’t have to accept the marriage as payment… I can hardly handle the one woman I have now. Another one would probably kill me. :)
- Feminist: Women in America are so oppressed, we need feminism.
- Me: Oh? You mean you are forced to cover your whole body and face in public?
- Feminist: No, we can wear whatever we want.
- Me: Oh.. So you mean you are not allowed to drive or own a car?
- Feminist: No, I can own one if I want.
- Me: You mean you're not allowed to get a job?
- Feminist: No, I have a job.
- Me: You mean it's legal for a man to beat his wife?
- Feminist: No, he would go to jail.
- Me: You mean you're not allowed to go to school and get an education?
- Feminist: No, I graduated college.
- Me: You mean you're not allowed to vote?
- Feminist: No, I voted for Obama.
- Me: You mean that if you show too much skin, people will throw acid on you?
- Feminist: No, I always wear skirts and shorts and t-shirts.
- Me: You mean that women get stoned to death for being raped?
- Feminist: No, women get help centers and rape hotlines and all kinds of support.
- Me: You mean women are not allowed to run for or hold office?
- Feminist: No, there are women in office now.
- Me: Then HOW are you oppressed?
- Feminist: There is a song about sex that has women dancing in slutty cloths.
- Me: Are you fucking serious? *facepalm*